maxwell

    A businessman enters a tavern, sits right down on the bar, and orders a double martini for the rocks. subsequent he finishes the drink, he peeks within his shirt pocket, after which orders the bartender to put together one more double martini.

   After he finishes that, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.

   The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."

   The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."